every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You're like the curious george of whores
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
FUCK WHALES
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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