If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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