great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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