hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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