The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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