on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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