I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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