I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
either way he was missing a nipple.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Randomize
