I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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