Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
