how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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