Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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