Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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