I think my vagina is haunted
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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