i would punch a child for taco bell
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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