He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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