Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
this just has baby written all over it
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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