The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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