are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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