Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
