Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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