idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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