I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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