Sry I called you an 8
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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