she looked like the bat from fern gully.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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