People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
