he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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