There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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