Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He has the fingertips of a God
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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