Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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