I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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