I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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