So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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