physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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