Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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