this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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