We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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