Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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