if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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