Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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