remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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