I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
the raccoons are back...
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