dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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