i barfeds in our rink
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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