i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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