He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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