is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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