u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Randomize
