Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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