I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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