So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
