quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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