i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
So much Jack, so little girl.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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